LOOK AT HOW MUCH HE IS LOOKING FORWARD TO IT THO
fuck the police
I…. gladly, yes.
I DID A THING
if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
THIS TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG OMG
I accidentally searched “Nicholas Sparks boobs” and Google didn’t even try to correct me.
it’s juuuusssssst soooooooooo gooooooood
I scrolled back up to reblog this just for the phrase “chilly stumps”
me eating this Australian liquorice I got at work today.
BUT IT’S SO TASTY.
And I’ve been good.
ayyyyyy 51 people think I’m hot shit! ;)
I still sometimes forget that I have a tattoo.